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Why Boys need moms; This is funny
Topic Started: Jan 18 2009, 09:31 AM (270 Views)
Amber	Jan 18 2009, 09:31 AM Post #1
Praying for our Nation Posts: 2,499 Group: Admins Member #1 Joined: Jul 5, 2008	This is for those mothers of boys, sisters of boys, and boys who have grown older. And anyone else who needs a laugh. Why boys need parents... And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like... 1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep. 2! .) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite. 3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant. 4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room. 5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way. 6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan. 7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late. 8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it. 9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies. 10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy. 11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence. 12.) Super glue is forever. 13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water. 14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O. 15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do. 16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes. 17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving. 18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is. 19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens. 20.) The fire department in Austin TX has a 5-minute response time. 21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy. 22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy. 23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy. 24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids. 25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.



70x7	Jan 18 2009, 02:05 PM Post #2
Jesus Others You Posts: 911 Group: Members Member #60 Joined: Nov 22, 2008	That is funny! Thanks for posting. It made me laugh. It's so true.



yngmom4	Jan 18 2009, 03:30 PM Post #3
Who's yours? Posts: 9,120 Group: Admins Member #12 Joined: Jul 7, 2008	I've seen that before in an email. I read it to my husband, and what do you think is the first thing he wants to do? Thank God we did not have any brake fluid in the house at the time!



EastWind	Jan 18 2009, 04:06 PM Post #4
Birth Doula Posts: 3,870 Group: Global Moderators Member #40 Joined: Aug 15, 2008	That is tooooo funny! After hearing some tales about Hawkwing and SonWorshiper as boys, I have decided that if we ever have a son, matches and lighters will be banned from my house until the aforementioned son leaves home.



yngmom4	Jan 18 2009, 06:47 PM Post #5
Who's yours? Posts: 9,120 Group: Admins Member #12 Joined: Jul 7, 2008	Wise idea, my friend...wise idea!



Amalthea	Jan 19 2009, 03:39 AM Post #6
The Singing Silver Unicorn Posts: 6,953 Group: Global Moderators Member #6 Joined: Jul 6, 2008	Amber Jan 18 2009, 09:31 AM Snowy and I laughed at this one...he actually did this to me!!!



yngmom4	Jan 20 2009, 06:03 PM Post #7
Who's yours? Posts: 9,120 Group: Admins Member #12 Joined: Jul 7, 2008	I bet that was priceless!



Amalthea	Jan 21 2009, 02:34 AM Post #8
The Singing Silver Unicorn Posts: 6,953 Group: Global Moderators Member #6 Joined: Jul 6, 2008	It was at the Manor. Since there were a lot of developmentally and mentally disabled in our house, it was like having water fights with a lot of really big kids. When he did that to me, there was a huge uproar - they all LOVED it!!! The ones that are still around still talk about it. There was one guy, B., who would stand near the door, squirt someone, then duck inside (there was a rule about water fights in the house; that rule HAD been broken a time or 2 - usually by staff - but never mind). I snuck inside and latched the door while he was squirting. Snowy came up the porch steps after him. B. spun around to jump inside...the door was latched...I can still hear his, "oh, CR*P!" as he got soaked, but good!!!



yngmom4	Jan 24 2009, 01:23 PM Post #9
Who's yours? Posts: 9,120 Group: Admins Member #12 Joined: Jul 7, 2008	That sounds like a lot of fun! I like when it is warm enough outside to play with water!



Snowowl	Jan 24 2009, 02:44 PM Post #10
Bearer of the Water Balloons Posts: 851 Group: Global Moderators Member #5 Joined: Jul 6, 2008	Me to...



yngmom4	Jan 24 2009, 09:24 PM Post #11
Who's yours? Posts: 9,120 Group: Admins Member #12 Joined: Jul 7, 2008	Duh...we so already knew that about you!



Snowowl	Jan 25 2009, 03:23 AM Post #12
Bearer of the Water Balloons Posts: 851 Group: Global Moderators Member #5 Joined: Jul 6, 2008	Wha-chu-talkin-bout?



Amber	Jan 25 2009, 12:55 PM Post #13
Praying for our Nation Posts: 2,499 Group: Admins Member #1 Joined: Jul 5, 2008	you guys crack me up



yngmom4	Jan 25 2009, 07:16 PM Post #14
Who's yours? Posts: 9,120 Group: Admins Member #12 Joined: Jul 7, 2008	We try so hard, Amber! Snowy...uh, I wasn't talking about anything.



Leo	Feb 11 2009, 07:17 PM Post #15
the Insurgent Posts: 1,327 Group: Admins Member #8 Joined: Jul 7, 2008	I don't know how I missed this until now, but that is hilarious! I have to admit; the main thing that went through my mind while reading it is, "I just bought some clorox; what did I do with that left over brake fluid?" Leo ps If I survive it I'll let you know about the brake fluid and clorox after this weekend!



yngmom4	Feb 11 2009, 07:48 PM Post #16
Who's yours? Posts: 9,120 Group: Admins Member #12 Joined: Jul 7, 2008	Oh, Lord, help us all...what will we do without Leo?



Amalthea	Feb 12 2009, 06:25 AM Post #17
The Singing Silver Unicorn Posts: 6,953 Group: Global Moderators Member #6 Joined: Jul 6, 2008	Well, for one, we'd have to do our own experimentations...



yngmom4	Feb 12 2009, 07:00 PM Post #18
Who's yours? Posts: 9,120 Group: Admins Member #12 Joined: Jul 7, 2008	WILL have to, Amalthea...WILL have to...poor Leo won't be around after he tries that brake fluid and Clorox combo!



Amber	Feb 12 2009, 07:23 PM Post #19
Praying for our Nation Posts: 2,499 Group: Admins Member #1 Joined: Jul 5, 2008



Jemila	Feb 12 2009, 07:27 PM Post #20
Resident Violin Playing Plumber Posts: 5,986 Group: Admins Member #2 Joined: Jul 5, 2008	I had to read this when my boys were out of the room. I read it over the phone to hubby, and he laughed so hard! This is hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!! He told the kids a story the other day, that fits here perfectly! One time he and his brother were downstairs playing quietly, and all of a sudden there was this huge BOOM sound. His mom yelled downstairs, wondering what in the world those boys were doing! Turns out the gas station down the street had blown up. Not funny for the gas station, but what timing, huh?



Amalthea	Feb 13 2009, 02:19 AM Post #21
The Singing Silver Unicorn Posts: 6,953 Group: Global Moderators Member #6 Joined: Jul 6, 2008	One time, when I was a teen, I felt something shaking in our house. I yelled across the hall to my brother, Peter, and told him to stop bouncing around so hard. He yelled back that he didn't DO anything. It turned out to be an actual earthquake! Girls are more subtle about the trouble we cause. I had a friend who had killer freckles, and she hated them. I told her that I had read somewhere that a mud pack on the face was good for the complexion and may cause them to face. We had the BEST mud puddle at the end of our driveway (it was almost always full, except for the absolute dryest weather), so we both spread the mud ALL OVER our faces! Our mothers were NOT amused.



Jemila	Feb 13 2009, 04:58 AM Post #22
Resident Violin Playing Plumber Posts: 5,986 Group: Admins Member #2 Joined: Jul 5, 2008	ROFL



yngmom4	Feb 13 2009, 12:19 PM Post #23
Who's yours? Posts: 9,120 Group: Admins Member #12 Joined: Jul 7, 2008	Now, that's one I never did, putting mud all over the face. Oh wow, I would have been so mad at my daughter.



Amalthea	Feb 13 2009, 01:44 PM Post #24
The Singing Silver Unicorn Posts: 6,953 Group: Global Moderators Member #6 Joined: Jul 6, 2008	I was just trying to help my friend...



yngmom4	Feb 13 2009, 09:05 PM Post #25
Who's yours? Posts: 9,120 Group: Admins Member #12 Joined: Jul 7, 2008	I bet you were!



Living 4 the King	Feb 16 2009, 11:24 AM Post #26
Becoming Family Posts: 451 Group: Members Member #49 Joined: Sep 20, 2008	Lol, hilarious.



Amber	Feb 16 2009, 11:27 AM Post #27
Praying for our Nation Posts: 2,499 Group: Admins Member #1 Joined: Jul 5, 2008	Too funny



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