Forrest Gump and St. Peter

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Forrest Gump and St. Peter
Topic Started: Jul 25 2009, 03:07 AM (57 Views)
Amalthea	Jul 25 2009, 03:07 AM Post #1
The Singing Silver Unicorn Posts: 6,955 Group: Global Moderators Member #6 Joined: Jul 6, 2008	When Forrest Gump died, he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter said, "Welcome, Forrest. We've heard a lot about you." He continued, "Unfortunately, it's getting pretty crowded up here and we find that we now have to give people an entrance examination before we let them in." "Okay," said Forrest. "I hope it's not too hard. I've already been through a test. My momma used to say, 'Life is like a final exam. It's hard.' " "Yes, Forrest, I know. But this test is only three questions. Here they are." 1) Which two days of the week begin with the letter 'T'? 2) How many seconds are in a year? 3) What is God's first name? "Well, sir," said Forrest, "The first one is easy. Which two days of the week begin with the letter 'T'? Today and Tomorrow." St. Peter looked surprised and said, "Well, that wasn't the answer I was looking for, but you have a point. I give you credit for that answer." "The next question," said Forrest, "How many seconds are in a year? Twelve." "Twelve?" said St. Peter, surprised and confused. "Yes, sir. January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd ..." St. Peter interrupted him. "I see what you mean. I'll have to give you credit for that one, too." "And the last question," said Forrest, "What is God's first name? It's Andy." "Andy?" said St. Peter, in shock. "How did you come up with 'Andy'?" "I learned it in church. We used to sing about it." Forrest broke into song, "Andy walks with me, Andy talks with me, Andy tells me I am His own." St. Peter opened the gate to heaven and said, "Run, Forrest, Run!"



Jemila	Jul 25 2009, 11:37 PM Post #2
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Gadget_Girl	Jul 26 2009, 07:26 AM Post #3
Resident Drama Queen Posts: 5,424 Group: Admins Member #33 Joined: Jul 23, 2008	I forwarded this to my brother. I know he'll love it.



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