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Cloning
Topic Started: Dec 8 2009, 09:15 AM (66 Views)
Leo	Dec 8 2009, 09:15 AM Post #1
the Insurgent Posts: 1,326 Group: Admins Member #8 Joined: Jul 7, 2008	A scientist was so overwhelmed with work that he decided to clone himself so he would have help. For the most part the cloning was successful; the clone was exactly like the scientist except for one thing. Whereas the scientist never cursed the clone cussed all the time, even in its sleep, with every breath it took. Not just mild cursing either, but vile, disgusting words that wore on the scientist day in and day out. Finally, the scientist could stand it no more and in a fit of rage threw the cursing clone out the window where it fell twenty-five stories to its death cursing all the way. When the police arrived they questioned the scientist and the rest of his staff which eventually led them to arresting the scientist, but not for murder. They arrested him for making an obscene clone fall.



EastWind	Dec 8 2009, 10:23 AM Post #2
Birth Doula Posts: 3,865 Group: Global Moderators Member #40 Joined: Aug 15, 2008	ROFL!!!



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